Archive for January, 2010

He with the Capital H

January 30, 2010
By Pen Tivokeish

A jet black peyoh trapped between a pillow and a cheek, its lower twist and curl intact, a white wool night Kappel still firmly on its bearer’s head. The slumber was young and deep.…


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Tu B’shvat Murmurs

January 30, 2010
By Danny Saunders
Tu B’shvat Murmurs


From the comments on a Facebook invite for a traditional Friday night meal:

Host: “I need someone to help me with the zemiros.”

Token non-Jewish girl on the invite list: “What’s a zemiro?”…


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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

January 29, 2010
By Marc Kay
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Dark, dark, oh so dark
Yet also comforting; the warm blackness
You can turn on the lights.
You might even succeed in bringing in…


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News Roundup – Fri. 1/29

January 29, 2010
By Berl Blackman
News Roundup – Fri. 1/29

Buddy, can you spare an eye? Or a heart? Or a kidney? Israel has a problem with organ donation, mostly due to halachic problems involved, which makes it problematic for the Orthodox (and perhaps…


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Hair

January 28, 2010
By Rebecca M. Ross
Hair


Chaya nervously navigates the traffic to the Brooklyn Bridge on the rush back to Monsey from our few hours in Borough Park and Crown Heights. Her periodic glances at the GPS should…


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News Roundup – Thur. 1/28

January 28, 2010
By Berl Blackman
News Roundup – Thur. 1/28


They come, they clean, they leave. Occasionally they’ll be given a few Ostreicher’s chocolate chip cookies and some apple juice in a plastic cup. (“Chas v’shulem, not from my dishes!”) But here’s


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Faking It: (“O’ God”)

January 27, 2010
By Tzippi Langstrumpf
Faking It: (“O’ God”)


Last week He had pinched her butt as He said it.  It was supposed to be sort of playful.  The mood was light and she said it too.  She still wondered if…


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Closed Doors

January 27, 2010
By Misyavni
Closed Doors


Yup-a-ra-ra-ra-ra, yup-a-ra-ra-lei-lum. The baritone voice seeping through the latched door is rather loud. I wouldn’t mind soft elevator music that pairs well with a work environment. She is one of those people…


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News Roundup – Wed. 1/27

January 27, 2010
By Berl Blackman
News Roundup – Wed. 1/27

Some loudmouth dude by the name of Rabbi Yehudah Levin has some strong message for congress: “Don’t you dare, don’t you dare include baby-killing funds in health care or any other legislation,”…


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Peanut Candy Chews

January 26, 2010
By Pen Tivokeish
Peanut Candy Chews


Chaim Wassertzog, an overweight, forty year old, had a way with “kids who were off”. Wherever he would meet one, he would talk to them,  provide them with food, he would comfort…


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