Tu B’shvat Murmurs
From the comments on a Facebook invite for a traditional Friday night meal:
Host: “I need someone to help me with the zemiros.”
Token non-Jewish girl on the invite list: “What’s a zemiro?”
Overheard at Tu B’shvat meal:
Host is cutting open a purple-skinned fruit with black dots inside.
Chasidish bucher who just joined the party: “What’s that?!”
CB musing to himself: “As if a kiwi isn’t gay enough.”Printable Version