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Archive for July 12th, 2010

Sermon on the Hotline

July 12, 2010
By Shulem Deen
Sermon on the Hotline

Yoshke sat in the swivel chair in his office, and stared at his computer screen. He was thinking about this week’s hotline recording, and he did his best thinking while looking at his screensaver. Five shiny golden brown challahs…


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Tags: hotlines, humor, Jesus, New Testament, Sermon on the Mount
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