How They Got Here…
Hundreds of people find Unpious every day from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.
Read some of this week's favorite search terms, along with our snarky p'shetlech.
Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:
“bais yaakov girl from monsey and sex”
If she’s from Boro Park, bisti nisht interesirt!
“the kiddush hashem archives.com”
You’re a little off the derech landing here…
“invites self fulfilling proficies”
For apikorsim like us, those are the only kind of prophesies there are.
“the luzing inosense porn”
And he wonders why he found Unpious instead.
“heterim for birth control”
Glad you came to us instead of your Local Orthodox Rabbi.
“yehiva boys jerking off”
Umm… We know nothing about it.
“what is the chiyuv of onah”
Depends. Are you a camel driver? (Once a month) A bum? (Once a day) An Unpious reader? (Whenever you goddamn feel like it)