From the comments on a Facebook invite for a traditional Friday night meal:
Host: “I need someone to help me with the zemiros.”
Token non-Jewish girl on the invite list: “What’s a zemiro?”…
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Tu B’shvat Murmurs
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Gullibility
Overheard at Shomrei Shabbos after last minyan ma’ariv:
Man in oversized yarmulke without a hat: “Gleib nisht ales vus men farkoift dir; di vest noch veren an apikoires.”
(Trans. Don’t believe everything you’re told.…
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A New Kind of Umbrella
Overheard at Masbia Borough Park:
Chasidish man with clipboard to a buddy: S’iz geferlich. Far yede ein yid, hub ich gehat nein goyim.
So much for the kindness extended to all. It’s a new…
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