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Oh, Baby!

Best of the Blogs

Oh, Baby!

By Shpitzle Shtrimpkind

November 1, 2011 / 13 comments

Dealing with a husband's BCAD -- or Birth Control Anxiety Disorder. Holding the rebbetzin hostage, attending Bonei Olam parties, and more.
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Tags: babies, childen, featured, pregnancy, women
Posted in Best of the Blogs, Essays, Family, First Person, Reflections, Religion, Topics

Fitting In

Best of the Blogs

Fitting In

By Shpitzle Shtrimpkind

August 24, 2011 / 19 comments

Celebrities flit around a Chasidic wedding.
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Tags: Best of the Blogs, Hillary Clinton, Paris Hilton
Posted in Best of the Blogs, Essays, Family, Topics

The Get

First Person

The Get

By Shpitzle Shtrimpkind

June 23, 2011 / 109 comments

Although desperate for her freedom, a Satmar woman finds her heart breaking as her husband grants her a divorce.
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Tags: divorce, featured, First Person, get, marriage
Posted in Contests, Essays, First Person, Love & Sex, Winter 2011 Contest

The Joke Is On You

Humor

The Joke Is On You

By Shpitzle Shtrimpkind

May 30, 2011 / 12 comments

Shpitzle steals from the mikva and submits herself to the horrors of universal feminine rituals.
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Tags: humor, immigrant, manicure, mikva, navel, pedicure, sex
Posted in Contests, Essays, First Person, Winter 2011 Contest

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From the Archives

  • Can the Ethiopian Change His Skin? Can the Ethiopian Change His Skin?

    By A.M. Yehuda

    It used to be, you could trace my crazy years with your finger, from the melted skin on my right wrist to the map of scars and burns and scrapes across the rest of my body. Now, if you put your finger on me, I would punch you and call the cops.

  • The Great Glass Elevator The Great Glass Elevator

    By Pen Tivokeish

    The air vaporises as he exhales, his facial protrudents are fresh and cold, icy cold.

  • Not the Fucking New Yorker Not the Fucking New Yorker

    By Shulem Deen

    “I’m not looking to publish on blogs,” he says. “It’s not a blog,” I say, “it’s an online journal.” “Whatever,” he says. “It’s not the kind of thing I’m looking for. You understand?” I understand.

  • A Fur Coat and Clicking Boots A Fur Coat and Clicking Boots

    By Meagan Dwyer

    I crossed Bedford, Lee, and came to Division. As the clicking of my boots echoed against buses and buildings, I felt sickeningly insecure. The streets were too quiet.

  • The Revolution of the Species

    By Shtreimel

    The Revolution. Nu? The one where the Goyim believe that all people were created by monkeys.


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    Jun 6, 2011 / 3 Comments

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The After Life Podcast

From our friends Sol and Ushi: Lighthearted reflections on life after leaving Hasidic Judaism.

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