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  • February 6, 2012

Fiction

Fiction

A Funny Guy

November 29, 2011
By Danny Hulkower
A Funny Guy

Asher got up, walked into his bedroom and returned with a bottle of wine and a mischievous grin. He was offering sex. For the Steins, sex was a tradeoff. This time he wanted to attend one of Dr. Feinberg’s conventions in Monsey.
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Tags: children, family, featured, marriage, Mercedes, sex, transsexual
Posted in Family, Fiction, Love & Sex, Readings, Topics | 15 Comments »

Fiction

A Wonderful Goodbye

November 7, 2011
By A.M. Yehuda
A Wonderful Goodbye

He has not spoken to his wife in four days. This is tolerable. After 38 years of her mounting nervous energy, a little peace and quiet is not unpleasant.
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Tags: children, community, daughters, family, fathers, featured, Lakewood, off the derech, rabbis
Posted in Family, Fiction, Readings, Topics | 8 Comments »

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Coming Home

September 1, 2011
By Raizy Lerner
Coming Home

Now I see those penises every day between takes, soft core porn thinly veiled as reality TV. The lie I once wore on my head, the velvet yarmulke, has been replaced by a 2010 spring line Versace fedora.
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Tags: becher, desire, featured, gay, homosexuality, lie, magazine, porn, tv
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 24 Comments »

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No Return

August 31, 2011
By Shulem Deen
No Return

“Oh, fuck this,” I said. “Let’s go sin then.” He grinned. “Just do it a couple times, it’ll feel natural. Like they say, ‘Transgress, repeat, yada, yada.’”
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Tags: bar, devil, Documentary Hypothesis, pool, Rosh Hashana
Posted in Best of the Blogs, Essays, Fiction, Readings | 4 Comments »

Fiction

The God Delusion

August 30, 2011
By Berel Shuster
The God Delusion

I shall give thee a corner office, with a nubile maiden to attend to thy needs -- secretarial matters only, verily. Beware unto thee, lest thine eyes wander to her bosom and I shall smite thee and banish thee back to page 7 of the Job.com listings.
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Tags: administrative assistant, email, featured, God, Harold Cohen, Jobs.com, Yahweh
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 4 Comments »

Fiction

The Crime of Isabel Huerta

August 25, 2011
By Samuel Katz
The Crime of Isabel Huerta

Isabel is now afraid. The man takes her to his house. Maybe he will call her Papi to come pick her up, but it has been so long and she is feeling hungry.
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Tags: abuse, crime, featured, Fiction, Leiby Kletzky
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 33 Comments »

Fiction

Bottlecap Baseball

July 25, 2011
By Itche Meyer Dicker
Bottlecap Baseball

A new design for Pepsi bottle caps affects gameplay at the shtiebel.
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Tags: baseball, bottle caps, editor, Pepsi, shul, strategy
Posted in Fiction, Humor, Readings | 6 Comments »

Fiction

Chaykele and Hershele

July 21, 2011
By Leah Vincent
Chaykele and Hershele

Two paths diverge in the woods.
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Tags: fairytale, parable
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 29 Comments »

Fiction

Betraying My Soul

July 5, 2011
By Yisrael Feuerman
Betraying My Soul

A young boy eavesdrops on a man's confession to his Rabbi.
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Tags: bored, prayer, rabbis, religion, Yankees
Posted in Contests, Fiction, Readings, Religion, Winter 2011 Contest | 4 Comments »

Fiction

Hearts, Limbs and Pieces

May 9, 2011
By A.M. Yehuda
Hearts, Limbs and Pieces

Can you ever go home again? Baila visits her family and makes one last effort to reconnect with a world that was once hers.


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Posted in Contests, Fiction, Readings, Winter 2011 Contest | 17 Comments »

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