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  • May 18, 2012

Fiction

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Simchas mit Nachas

April 25, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: <i>Simchas mit Nachas</i>

My cell phone vibrates. Nuchem taught me how to set it on vibrate when I’m in shul or, as I am now, at a simcha. Breindy wanted me to look around to see if it would be suitable…


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Tags: babies, bar mitzva, children, family, weddings
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 101 Comments »

The Family Gelb

April 14, 2010
By Misyavni
The Family Gelb

My name is Moishe: Male, Caucasian, age 26, five feet seven, circumcised, brown eyes, brown hair with a few strands of white. The guys call me Mo; often times Fat Mo, for the obvious reason. And why would I…


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Tags: children, employment, family, infertility, names, non-Jews, Torah study, yeshiva
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 16 Comments »

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Ba’al Tefilah

March 15, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: <i>Ba’al Tefilah</i>

“Git Shabbos, Reb Hershel,” the gabbai says to me with a smile. “Minche?”

He has it down to a science, Reb Yossel the gabbai. Every other week he asks me the same question. He needs someone to lead the services…


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Tags: children, family, politics, prayer, shabbos, zemiros
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 28 Comments »

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Late to Work

February 28, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: Late to Work

I have to be at work early today. Niko has to load his truck at eight and Mr. V. won’t trust a goy with the keys. Sometimes I wish he wouldn’t trust me either. It would make my life easier.…


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Tags: children, family, gender, jobs, non-Jews, Taanis Esther, teenagers, women, work
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 71 Comments »

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Evening Noises

February 14, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: Evening Noises

I enter our apartment. It’s noisy as hell, the same noises every evening. Koiles ivrukim. Children squabbling, Breindy yelling, the vacuum cleaner roaring, kids making milkshakes in the blender and spilling half of it on the counters and the kitchen…


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Tags: education, family, non-Jews, shul, yeshiva
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 152 Comments »

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Shidduch Crisis

February 7, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: Shidduch Crisis

Mr V. is screaming. His face is read, as is his neck. I suppress a laugh. He just looks so ridiculous. Now he sees me and directs his anger at me. Our family connection got me the best seat in…


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Tags: shidduchim
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 9 Comments »

A Steady Mourning

February 4, 2010
By Eli Szendrowitz
A Steady Mourning

These days, I cruise the streets of Williamsburg—Marcy Avenue, Wythe Avenue, Bedford—camera dangling from my neck, protected by my flannel jacket, pillowed against my chest. I pedal slowly, on the lookout for my mark. I never know in advance what…


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Tags: biking, conforming, off the derech, photography, shidduchim, Williamsburg
Posted in Contests, Fiction, Off the Derech, Readings, Winter 2010 Contest | 73 Comments »

Vil’amsburg Diaries: Erev Shabbos

February 1, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vil’amsburg Diaries: <i>Erev Shabbos</i>


The house smells like a Friday afternoon. Ajax, some unidentified scent, and delicious Shabbos food. The washing-machine spins noisily, the little kids fight over a coloring book and the older kids fight over which of the younger ones…


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Tags: children, family, mikveh, shabbos, shidduchim
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 9 Comments »

Faking It: (“O’ God”)

January 27, 2010
By Tzippi Langstrumpf
Faking It: (“O’ God”)


Last week He had pinched her butt as He said it.  It was supposed to be sort of playful.  The mood was light and she said it too.  She still wondered if she meant it, but it didn’t…


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Tags: devotion, God, love, sex
Posted in Contests, Fiction, Readings, Religion, Winter 2010 Contest | 60 Comments »

Vill’amsburg Diaries: Morning Sins

January 24, 2010
By Hershy Tam
Vill’amsburg Diaries: Morning Sins


The phone is ringing again. I glance at the cordless resting on the night table. The caller is indicated on the lit screen, but I am reluctant to get up and look at it. I want to sleep.…


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Tags: jobs, marriage, negel vasser, sin
Posted in Fiction, Readings | 6 Comments »

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