Humor

Shmuley Boteach's newest bestseller, the evolution of sheitels, and more. In this week's search terms.
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Mark Twain's greatest literary work, how to get laid as a yeshiva bochur, and more. In this week's search terms.
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A new design for Pepsi bottle caps affects gameplay at the shtiebel.
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On the eve of Yom Kippur we ask for forgiveness. If we have not wronged anyone, we slap someone and then we ask for forgiveness. If they refuse to forgive, we annoy them until they forgive. Then we must ask forgiveness for annoying them. Pregnant women are exempt.
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One who forgot to recite the morning prayers must go back to sleep and wait until the following morning.  If he sleeps late the following morning, he should sleep yet another day and night. If he fails to wake after three days, he should be accorded proper burial.

Yoshke sat in the swivel chair in his office, and stared at his computer screen. He was thinking about this week’s hotline recording, and he did his best thinking while looking at his screensaver. Five shiny golden brown challahs…

“Shechinala, Shechinala!” God called to the Holy Ghost with a sweet voice, and because he likes her, he said her name twice.

“What now?” came the impatient response.

“It’s been a long time since we…”

“I don’t care! I…