Submission Contest Update


The Submission Contest is now closed.

Thank you to all who’ve submitted entries! Many of the submissions were really superb. We’ve received about twenty qualified submissions, and all will be (or have been) posted, regardless of whether they win a prize.

All qualified entries will be posted by the end of this week, and our judges will announce the three finalists on Sunday, Feb 7th. Readers will then vote for first, second, and third prize winners.

First prize: $200.00
Second prize: $50.00
Third prize: Honorable mention

To all who’ve submitted: we greatly appreciate it. You were instrumental in helping this platform gain momentum and, with hope, lead us to great things.

To loyal readers who haven’t yet submitted: You can still submit! The contest is over, but who needs a measly two hundred bucks, right? Getting published on Unpious.com is honor enough! (Say it enough times and you’ll believe it, I promise.)

To unloyal non-readers who haven’t submitted: We love you too. We shouldn’t, but we do. Cuz we’re lovin’ folks. That’s how we roll.

Stay tuned for news on the rest.

And keep submitting. We still need material. Check the Submission Guidelines for details.

2 Responses to “ Submission Contest Update ”

  1. Shpitzle Shtrimpkind on February 2, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Ha ha! I’m lovin it too, of course! A buffet of free lovin, postin and monies around here.

    This must be the afterlife they rave about.

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  2. Skeleton on February 2, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Nope, shpitz. No virgins…

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