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The Joke Is On You
May 30, 2011 / 12 comments
Tags: humor, immigrant, manicure, mikva, navel, pedicure, sex
Posted in Contests, Essays, First Person, Winter 2011 Contest
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Sixteen Inches
By Shtreimel
“All these atheists,” he said with a triuphant look on his face, “with all their technology and all their machines, and nothing. They can’t even predict the weather.”
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Skin is Skin
By Salma Habeeb
A Muslim doctor reflects on her father’s anti-Semitism and her love for a Jewish classmate.
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Pious Encounters
I’m damned if I do, and damned if I don’t. But I’m more damned if I don’t, so I will. I will talk about race. And racism. And how our frum world is afflicted by it, ingrained as it is …
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Dancing to the Blues
By A.M. Yehuda
I want to panic. My brain sends jerky messages of stop! And what the hell and aaaaaah to my hips and thighs. You don’t know how to do this!
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Faking It: (“O’ God”)
He kisses her possessively and she dutifully moans. He seems to like that. She wishes she could feel it too.
FreiFem: The Unpious Double X
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Postdiluvian
Aug 29, 2011 / 1 Comment
Looming disaster illuminates the beauty of new connections.
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Biology and Love
May 13, 2011 / 6 Comments
My memory is freaking shot. My brain is totally mush. Pregnancy biology…
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Waiting With Osniel
Jul 20, 2011 / No Comments
A sleepless night.
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