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The Joke Is On You

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The Joke Is On You

By Shpitzle Shtrimpkind

May 30, 2011 / 12 comments

Shpitzle steals from the mikva and submits herself to the horrors of universal feminine rituals.
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Tags: humor, immigrant, manicure, mikva, navel, pedicure, sex
Posted in Contests, Essays, First Person, Winter 2011 Contest

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